Here is a deal so amazing, I almost can’t believe it:

$12 per person per night all inclusive in the Dominican Republic at the Lifestyle Tropical Beach Resort in Puerto Plata with VIP upgrades!  The place gets mixed reviews on Trip Advisor, but it would have to be pretty awful to rethink this deal.

This is a deal so good that it makes me wonder how bad the place would have to be before I’d pass up a deal like this.   Hypothetically, I think there’d have to be bugs, mold, revolution or a live volcano spewing lava into the pool.

Or, maybe the dates just won’t work for me.